防辐射服评测凯尔特人三巨头
[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (53-23) defeat the Toronto Raptors (55-21) 110 to 99
[赛后]猛龙99-110凯尔特人，德罗赞32+7+7，罗齐尔21+7，塔特姆24+6，莫里斯26+9
[–]Mavericks TankwagonPM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS 450 points an hour ago
marcus morris just butt slapped a ref sarcastically after he got ejected. suspension incoming
莫里斯被罚出去的时候嘲讽性地拍了拍裁判的屁股，要被禁赛啦。
[–][WAS] God ShammgodMrMethodMans 171 points an hour ago
It doesn’t even matter, because Terry Rozier would probably score 100 points in the game he missed.
这不重要，莫里斯不在的话罗齐尔能砍100分。
[–]CelticsGrenadeglv 27 points an hour ago
And finish with a triple double
凯尔特人球迷：并且砍下三双。
[–]NBATheKingOfThings01 98 points an hour ago
Seriously I’m a Raps fan but I fucking love Morris now. That was hilarious. Ya’ll got a good one.
说真的，我是猛龙球迷但我现在超爱莫里斯。拍屁股那下太搞笑了。你凯真是捡到宝了。
[–][BOS] Gerald Greenishandoeee 311 points an hour ago
CJ Miles played horribly
凯尔特人球迷：CJ-迈尔斯打的也太烂了。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 74 points an hour ago
Those T.Os were just crazy
凯尔特人球迷：那些个失误简直辣眼睛。
[–]Raptorscompletelytrustworth 68 points an hour ago
That airball at the end there was the exclamation point on his game tonight
猛龙球迷：最后的那个三不沾为他本场的精彩表现画上了完美的惊叹号。
[–][BOS] Gerald Greenishandoeee 87 points an hour ago
That shot was so bad that the Raps asked for a review to see if it was tipped when it was a legit airball lmao
凯尔特人球迷：那球投得太糟糕了，猛龙还特意要求看回放，看看是不是被防守人员碰到了。然而那就是个实实在在的三不沾，哈哈哈！
[–]CelticsVermontPizza 21 points an hour ago
So did Nader, but Brad adjusted and took him out while CJ helped gift wrap the game.
凯尔特人球迷：纳迪尔打得也很烂，但史蒂文斯及时把他换下去了。而CJ-迈尔斯却一直留在场上帮助我凯拿下比赛。
[–]Spursrosesarewet 57 points an hour ago
22-7 run by the Celtics to end the game after trailing 92-88
凯队在92-88落后时打出一波22-7终结了比赛。
[–][CLE] Kevin LoveDontrell 216 points an hour ago
[–]CelticsReservedWhyren 515 points an hour ago*
Brad COTY
feel free to @me
凯尔特人球迷：史蒂文斯是年度最佳教练。不服来辩。
[–]Trail BlazersNurkicFuckMePlease 149 points an hour ago
No Kyrie, no Hayward, no Smart, No Theis
Beat Utah, OKC, Toronto, and Portland
definitely COTY IMO
没有欧文、海沃德、斯玛特、泰斯，却接连击败爵士、雷霆、猛龙、开拓者。毫无疑问的最佳教练，我觉得没毛病。
[–]Schafer89 90 points an hour ago
no Shane Larkin***** smh no respect
还没有肖恩-拉金！唉，楼上太不把他当回事儿了。
[–]edwardsamson 34 points an hour ago
This actually is kinda a big deal with Smart + Kyrie also out, means Rozier is our only true PG and even he is more of a combo guy. Saw a lot of Tatum/Horford bringing it up tonight because of that.
凯尔特人球迷：欧文和斯玛特同时缺阵对我凯影响挺大的，这就意味着罗齐尔成了我们唯一的真控卫，但他实际上更像个双能卫，所以本场比赛很多时候是塔特姆或霍弗德在组织进攻。
[–][WAS] God ShammgodMrMethodMans 257 points an hour ago*
Not even a contest. What he’s done is amazing.
The whole team died, Brad Stevens built it back up in a cave with a box of scraps.
根本就没有能和史蒂文斯争的，他的所作所为惊为天人。伤了大半支球队，而史蒂文斯还是用一些竹头木屑补上了这个大窟窿。
[–]Celticsdubbed4lyfe 73 points an hour ago
Don’t tell the raptors fans that
凯尔特人球迷：可别跟猛龙球迷提这个，他们得酸死。
[–]RaptorsBoon_dock_saints 158 points an hour ago
Honestly a lot of raptors fans have commended Stevens for what he’s done. He probably does deserve COTY but we can still be happy with what Casey has done
猛龙球迷：实际上很多猛龙球迷都曾称赞过史蒂文斯，觉得他的所作所为配得上最佳教练，但我龙凯西教练的成果也让我们挺满意的。
[–]CelticsAuRzye 55 points an hour ago
No idea why anyone would downvote you for that… I thought Casey was an awful coach, but he’s really surprised me this season, especially with how he developed the bench mob and had the young guns come into their own.
凯尔特人球迷：我不懂为什么灭楼上…我以前觉得凯西教练水平挺次的，但他这赛季让我刮目相看，尤其是他发掘板凳新兵的能力，让年轻人都能有所施展。
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownOrangeKookie 281 points an hour ago
ok reddit enlighten me why dad stevens shouldn’t get CotY
凯尔特人球迷：请懂球帝们告诉我，凭啥史蒂文斯不配最佳教练？
[–]Lakersohohlook 174 points an hour ago
Because he should be MVP instead
因为他更该获得MVP啊！
[–]CelticsAnakinSL337 23 points an hour ago
*MVD Most Valuable Dad
凯尔特人球迷：应该是“MVD”——最有价值的爹。
[–][BOS] Marcus SmartTheGreatestNeckbeard 37 points an hour ago
He’s too good he’ll make the other coaches feel bad.
凯尔特人球迷：因为史蒂文斯太优秀了！会让其他教练相形见绌。
[–]CelticsiAmTheRealLange 190 points an hour ago
Because Dwane Casey told his team to shoot more threes
凯尔特人球迷：因为凯西教练让猛龙多投三分，真明智，他才配得上最佳教练。
[–][BOS] Marcus SmartFozzy24 75 points an hour ago
And abandon an archaic iso ball system to adopt one mediocre AAU coaches run
凯尔特人球迷：凯西教练还摒弃了快进博物馆的单打体系，转而使用普通AAU教练都会的团队战术，他才是最佳教练啊！
[–]CavaliersAmericanAssassin1776 115 points an hour ago
Toronto better stay on top
猛龙可千万要保住第一的位置啊！
该用户此前的评论：猛龙将会是东部第一，如果最后凯队逆袭成为第一的话，我就全裸大闹公交车站。
[–]CelticsAnakinSL337 28 points an hour ago
Lmfao time to save this comment
凯尔特人球迷：哈哈哈哈哈！我记住了！
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownTheyCallMeYDG 31 points an hour ago
absolutely subscribing to Rozier-Brown-Tatum accidentally becoming the next Big 3
凯尔特人球迷：罗齐尔+杰伦-布朗+塔特姆一不小心就成了下一代三巨头。
[–]RaptorsFigsburg 11 points an hour ago
Yeah Terry has proven himself to be very scary
猛龙球迷：是啊，罗齐尔已经证明了他可以很可怕。
[–]CelticsArixade 30 points an hour ago
That boy Tatum too good
凯尔特人球迷：塔特姆真是太优秀啦！
[–]CelticsPaula_Abdul_Jabbar 135 points an hour ago
Aron Baynes 》Ray Allen
凯尔特人球迷：阿隆-贝恩斯比雷-阿伦强！
[–][BOS] Marcus SmartTheGreatestNeckbeard 122 points an hour ago
3s in 2018:
Aron Baynes: 2
Ray Allen: 0
Statistically, you’re correct
凯尔特人球迷：2018年以来的三分进球数：贝恩斯两个；雷-阿伦0个，所以从数据上讲，你说的对。
[–][BOS] Daniel TheisThe_PSN 41 points an hour ago
The new big three, starring:
Terry Rozier III as Paul Pierce
Aron Baynes as Ray Allen
& Greg Monroe as KG
凯尔特人球迷：新三巨头！看好啦：罗齐尔是保罗-皮尔斯；贝恩斯是雷-阿伦；格雷格-门罗是加内特。
[–]Celticsholla4adolla96 8 points an hour ago
“Rozier, catches, puts up the three… Won’t go, rebound Horford… Back out to Baynes… His three-pointer… BAAAANNGG! TIE GAME WITH 5 SECONDS REMAINING! RAPTORS DO NOT HAVE A TIMEOUT!”
凯尔特人球迷：“罗齐尔拿到球，三分出手！咣！霍弗德抢到篮板…给到外线贝恩斯！贝恩斯三分出手！命中！！！打平！！！比赛时间剩余五秒！猛龙没有暂停！”[译注1]
[译注1]：此处解说词完全模仿2013年总决赛，马刺vs热火的G6。
[–][TOR] OG Anunobyindisputable_failure 76 points an hour ago
end me
猛龙球迷：给我个痛快吧。
[–]Raptorsnightcheesenightman 14 points an hour ago
Don’t worry, Brad Stevens already did 🙁
猛龙球迷：别急，少帅已经给你个痛快了。
[–]Celticspapi617 51 points an hour ago
Cs fan last week: The raptors can have the first seed
Cs fan this week: lol fuck the raptors
凯尔特人球迷：上周的我凯球迷：猛龙，东部第一请拿走！
本周的我凯球迷：哈哈哈哈！我去尼玛的猛龙。
[–]Raptors_DesireLines 43 points an hour ago
I’ve noticed something about our team when we lose. When one of our key players is having a bad game they become way to ball dominate in the second half and it just fucking kills us. Tonight, CJ Miles had a terrible first three quarters and then put up 5 turnovers in the 4th. Same thing happens with Ibaka. It throws off our game more when it happens to Miles, JV, and Ibaka because OG, siakam, and Poeltl can’t play full games yet. But hey, what ever, just a game. GG celts.
猛龙球迷：我发现了我龙输球的套路：当我们某一名关键球员手感不佳，他就会在下半场一直粘球不放，这经常导致我们输掉比赛。今晚，CJ-迈尔斯前三节打得很烂，而第四节直接贡献5个失误。这种事伊巴卡也干过。当迈尔斯、瓦兰丘纳斯、伊巴卡出现这种情况的时候经常害我们输球，因为阿奴诺比、西亚卡姆和珀尔特尔这些年轻人还不能打满全场。但管他呢，就一场比赛而已。绿军打得不错！
[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 82 points an hour ago
This would be such an awesome ECF.
猛龙球迷：这要是东决就精彩了啊。
[–]Celticsdubbed4lyfe 23 points an hour ago
Hell yes it will*
凯尔特人球迷：你龙和我凯肯定会在东决相遇的！
[–]Fredpool94 8 points an hour ago
Don LeBron disagrees.
楼上二位，问过詹姆斯了吗？
